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How Hot Is ‘ Futa County Sudser’

How hot is… ‘Futa County Sudser’?

by Caelia Portier

reviewed by Reed James

TheFutaCountrySudserCoverAlissa is driving down a long dirt road as the summer sun beats on the roof of her jeep. She’s just leaving her on-again-off-again boyfriend’s trailer, the redneck Beau. While embarrassed to be dating such a lowlife, he has a big cock she just can’t get enough of. By the time she reaches civilization, her car is in need of a good wash, covered in filth from her trip out to Beau’s place.

She sees a sign: 2Day Only! FUTA Country Sudser! Car Wash Special! Stop Here! $5!

She pulls in and two beautiful women, scantily dressed, are there to wash her car. Blair and Carrie spend more time cavorting than washing her car and, when Carrie sprays Blair with the hose, things get out of hand and Alissa discovers just what happens when a futa gets wet—she grows a huge cock.

Face with not one, but two cocks, Alissa is in heaven and lets the two futas take her every which way they want. The menage is smoking hot and in public. Every description breaths eroticism, pulling you into Alissa’s delight as she discovers the joy of playing with women that are packing a little extra between their thighs. You want to read futa-on-female-on-futa action, then this is the dirty story for you!

I give it 5 out of 5 car wash fundraisers. At $2.99 ‘The Futa County Sudser!’ will give your eReader’s a dirty cleaning!

Available from Amazon, and check out Cecelia’s website, her Amazon Author Profile to see her catalog of exciting books, be friends with her on facebook, check out her pins, and follow her on twitter @caeliaportier.

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How Hot is… ‘The Realtor: The Commission’

How hot is… ‘The Realtor: The Commission’?

by Ann Johns

reviewed by Reed James

 

Realtor_Commission(062814_New_small)How far would you go to make a sale? Callie Moore is about to find out. She’s a divorcee that has just started her own realty business and she is struggling. She just needs to make that one sale that will really turn the tide for her business, prove she is successful, and attract more business. She’s trying to sell a house listed for 3 million to a rich couple. The wife seems interested, but now she has to sell it to the husband.

Mr. Stephens’s is rich and handsome, and as she shows him all the accouterments, she can’t help but notice the way he’s checking her out. Sex sells, so she dressed to impress, and it’s paying off. Mr. Stephens can tell she’s desperate to make the sell, so he gives her an offer—he’ll buy the house if she she goes all the way him.

Callie doesn’t hesitate and she and the billionaire have quite the romp. Well written, steamy sex follows. Ann pulls you into the sex, and paints the image of the beautiful Callie becoming Mr. Stephen’s high-priced whore. It seems she’ll do anything to make the sale! I’m eager to read further installments, as Mr. Stephens proposes an interesting way to make more money and hints that his wife maybe up for joining in on the fun.

I give it 4.5 private theaters! At $0.99, ‘The Realtor: The Commission (Book 1)’ will give your eReader a sexy offer it won’t refuse.

Available from Amazon and Smashwords. And check out Ann’s Amazon Author Page and Smashwords Author Page to see her catalog of steamy erotica, like her on facebook, and follow her on twitter @AnnJohns2005.

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How Hot Is… Captured by the Cosplay Criminal

How hot is… ‘Captured by the Cosplay Criminal’?

by Samantha Sampson

reviewed by Reed James

 

capturedAlessa is attending an Anime Convention, cosplaying as Policewoman Kerry from a popular Anime. While wondering the convention, she runs into a beautiful woman cosplaying as Chelsea, a thief from the Anime and one of Policewoman Kerry’s rivals. The pair engage in roleplay banter, getting into their characters, and a flirty attraction grows between them. When Chelsea leans in and kisses her, everything changes.

Wanting to explore her lesbian desires, Alessa decides to ‘arrest’ Chelsea. Only the nimble thief pickpocketed her handcuffs and its the Policewoman captured by the criminal. Excited, Alessa lets Chelsea take her to a secluded spot and experience sex with a woman for the first time.

Captured by the Cosplay Criminal is short but hot. Alessa dives into her first lesbian experience, handcuffs and all, and Samantha paints a sexy, sultry encounter. Fans of girl-on-girl erotica will not be disappointed by this hot read.

I give it 4 out of 5 hot, Anime cosplayers. At $0.99 ‘Captured by the Cosplay Criminal’ will capture your eReader and show her a great time in a closet!

Available from Amazon. You can like Samantha on facebook and check out her Amazon Author page to see her catalog of exciting, cosplay-themed erotica.

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Sample for Cheating the Cuckold (Naughty Wives 3)

naughtywives3romcoverFrank and Evie are up to more naughty fun, joined by Evie’s best friend Cherry. Ever since Cherry learned that her husband Steve was cheating on her, she’s wanted to watch her husband with another woman. Cherry’s plan is simple: to cuckold her husband with Frank while watching him cheat on her with another woman—Evie. So enjoy as more wives are naughty in this explicit story of marriage, love, and cheating.

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Steve sat down at one of the Wind Tunnel’s tables, thumbing through the bar’s menu. He was tired, his feet ached, and his back was sore. But the first day of the actual conference was over. It had been a busy day as he networked with other professionals, attended panels, and promoted his company’s latest tablet device—it had a whopping ten minutes more of battery life than their last model. He was looking forward to a quiet dinner and an early night. Tomorrow would be an even longer day.

He had seen Melissa twice on the convention floor; they had ignored each other.

“Oh, my, is that you, Steve?” a woman’s voice asked from behind.

He turned and his eyes widened. “Evelyn?” he asked in disbelief. “What are you doing here?”

“Please, call me Evie. We’ve known each other for years,” his wife’s best friend said.

She wore a rather impressive, red dress that clung to her like a second skin, and transformed her already wonderful breasts into an absolutely magnificent pair; his pants grew uncomfortably tight. As she sat down across from him, her tits bounced and jiggled; the dress was so low-cut Steven thought for a moment he might be blessed with an unhindered view of those wonderful mounds as they popped out of her top.

“Is Frank here?” Steve asked, looking around.

“No,” she said, sounding bitter. “This was supposed to be our romantic vacation, but his work called. There was some big time emergency, and he had to fly back home this morning on his company’s dime. I’ll be flying back tomorrow.”

“Ah,” Steve said, then gave a meaningful glance at her dress.

She grabbed the menu from his hands. “Mind if I join you? I was just popping in for drink before heading to this club, but I’m hungry, and, well, I don’t know anyone here.”

“Oh, sure,” he nodded, his eyes dropping down to her cleavage. She was going to a club dressed like a vixen on the prowl? Poor Frank. Is this what Cherry gets up to while I’m gone? He didn’t want to know.

The waitress walked up, and asked in a bubbly voice, “ Are you two ready to order?”

Steve glanced at her and she had a knowing smile. It was the same woman that tended bar last night, and her expression spoke volumes. She thinks I’m a player. He couldn’t help smiling back at her. “I’ll have the porterhouse, medium rare, asparagus for the side, and bring us a nice bottle of red wine.”

“And for you, miss?”

“Hmm, your salmon-raspberry salad.” Then she winked at him. “I have to watch my figure.”

“It’s definitely paid off so far,” he agreed.

She laughed, her breasts jiggling wonderfully. “Oh, you are a treasure, Steve.”

“I can’t believe Frank chose work over you. I mean, look at you,” Steve smiled.

Evie blushed. “Oh, this. I was so excited to wear this dress, and then Frank had to go to work, and,” she shrugged, and those tits moved and swayed, “I just couldn’t resist wearing it once before my vacation was over.”

“If I was Frank, I’d keep you on a leash. You could get into all sorts of trouble dressed like that on your own.”

“But I like to get into trouble. That’s when you have fun.”

Her laugh was wicked and infectious, and ideas started crossing his mind. Inappropriate ideas. The waitress returned, popping the cork on the wine, and poured them each a glass. Evie took hers and held it up. He grabbed his, and they clinked them together.

“To fun,” he toasted.

“Naughty fun,” she toasted back, then sipped her wine.

A flush passed through him, and the wine was so cool; he drank more than a sip. His cock tented his slacks, and all his aches and exhaustion was being washed away by the beauty of her laugh, the sensuousness of her red lips, and those two, wonderful mounds jiggling as she breathed. He took another gulp of his wine.

“Thirsty?” she purred, holding up the wine bottle; he held up his glass.

“Guess I am.”

“Then drink up.”

He laughed, “Are you trying to get me drunk?”

She smiled mysteriously. “And if I was?”

“I just have to point out that it’s the man that tries to get the woman drunk, not the other way around.”

Evie waved her hand. “It’s the twenty-first century, Steve. Why can’t I seduce you?”

“Well, we are happily married.”

“Touche.” She sipped her dark-red wine. “Umm, this is good.”

“Is it? I’m terrible with wines. Cherry always picks them.”

“Frank’s the same way,” she shrugged. “As long as it can get him drunk, he doesn’t care. He has the palate of a rock.”

“A steak and potato kind of guy?”

“Yeah, but I love him anyways,” she smiled.

Steve grinned back at her; that smile was just infectious. “So, which club were you going to?”

“Hmm?” she asked, taking a sip of her drink. “Which club?”

He nodded.

“Uh, I think it’s called, um, Inferno.”

“Oh, sure, sounds hot,” he said.

She giggled, rolling her eyes. “Really?”

He groaned, feeling sheepish. “Oh, I didn’t mean to pun.”

“Too late. You can’t take back a bad pun.”

“Says who?”

She shrugged. “Dem’s the rules. Unless you want to pay the penalty.”

“And what’s that?”

“You have have to buy a beautiful, sexy woman dinner.”

“Good thing I have a beautiful, sexy woman gracing my table.”

She preened, and that wonderful chest jiggled. “You are such a delightful man. My husband could learn a thing or two from you.”

The waitress bustled out, two plates held by one hand in that trick all waitresses seemed two know. “Here you are,” she bubbled, setting a steaming plate of steak and asparagus before Steve, and a salad tossed with smoked salmon and drizzled with a dark-red dressing in front of Evie. “Enjoy.”

“We will,” Evie said, her voice full of promise.

He cut into his steak, revealing red, juicy meat; his mouth watered. He savored the tender mouthful, seasoned wonderfully, and almost melting in his mouth. Evie had a smile playing on her lips, naughty and adventuresome.

Why? he wondered. Then he felt her foot softly stroking his calf, and her grin somehow grew even naughtier, her blue eyes twinkling.

“How’s your steak?” she asked, her foot sliding higher and higher.

“Scrumptious,” he answered, forcing himself to calmly cut another slice. Her foot was past his knee, pressing forward down his inner thigh. A shiver tingled across his skin.

“I love a nice, big piece of meat,” she smiled, stabbing her salad. Her foot reached his crotch, massaging softly. “But it’s so bad for me.”

“You should indulge yourself from time to time. Perhaps you’d like to taste mine?”

Her foot rubbed harder against his aching cock. “Umm, I think I’d like that.”

He cut a piece of steak, spearing it with his fork, and held it across the table. Her tongue licked her red lips, then she engulfed his meat, smacking her lips and letting out an almost orgasmic sigh. Is that what she sounds like in bed? He so wanted to find out.

“Delicious!” she proclaimed. “Just don’t tell my husband I’m cheating on my diet.”

“My lips are sealed,” Steve answered.

Her foot withdrew, leaving him hard and throbbing. “Mind if I steal an asparagus?”

“Steal away.”

Evie reached across the table, grabbing one of the long, green vegetables, and giving him a magnificent view down her dress; he could see just the hint of her pink areola. She drew back, and brought the asparagus to her lips, letting her tongue lick the seasoned butter off the tip; pleasure jolted through him as he imagined what else her pink tongue could lick.

She teased him the entire dinner. Halfway through she left to powder her nose, and his eyes were fixed to her tight ass swishing beneath her red dress, the skirt flashing above a pair of thigh-high stockings. Her dress was so tight he should have seen a panty line. Is she wearing a thong or going commando? Steve was certain he’d find out before the night was over, and adjusted his hard cock in his pants, trying to get comfortable.

When she returned, she didn’t sit across from him, but next to him on his right, her breasts almost filling his vision as she leaned over and finished off her salad with her right hand, while her left casually rested on his right thigh, lightly scratching him with her fingernails. The pressure in his pants increased.

“Can I tempt you with some dessert,” the waitress asked as she collected their plates.

“Tempt away,” Evie smiled. “I’m indulging tonight.” Her hand crept higher on his thigh, so close to his hard cock.

“I bet you are,” laughed the waitress. “Here’s the dessert menu.”

Evie’s blue eyes lit up almost instantly. “I know just the thing.”

“What?” Steve asked.

“We’ll share a Sinful Mousse.” Evie handed the waitress the menu, then leaned over and whispered in his ear, “It’s sinful decadence captured in the finest, dark chocolate.”

A shiver passed through him; her breath was a warm, sultry breeze on his ear.

The waitress walked off, and all Steve could think of was Evie’s hand resting on his thigh. So warm, so soft, and so close to his aching cock. He would be lying if he said he had never fantasized about fucking Evie, but he never thought he’d get the chance. Her marriage had always seemed so solid, yet one night apart from Frank and she’s seducing her best friend’s husband. He almost felt bad for the guy, but the idiot chose work over his beautiful wife, taking her love for granted.

The mousse looked delicious, topped with a frosting of whip cream sprinkled with hazelnuts and crumbs of dark chocolate. Evie drew her spoon, and took a large scoop, then opened those red, lush lips; her eyes squeezed shut and she let out the most wonderful sigh as she savored the creamy chocolate.

“So, do you like the taste of sin, Evie?”

“What do you think?” she asked, arching her thin eyebrows.

He grinned, “I think you love it.”

She took another spoonful. “Umm, I do.” Her hand found his crotch, and squeezed his aching girth. “Do you want to have a nightcap up in my room, Steve?”

“What do you think?”

Only $2.99, available for preorder at Smashwords and All Romance Ebook!

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My Bad Luck with Bicycles

My bicycle tire was flat yesterday. I had been planning to ride it to work like I do most days. I seem to have the worst luck with bicycle flat tires. I have been riding to work for the last year for several reasons: my car doesn’t run well, it saves gas money, and I was diagnosed with hypertension at only thirty-one a little more than a year ago. So I started exercising, getting some cardio, and since my work is only a mile-and-a-half away, this seemed like the perfect solution, killing two birds (exercising and commuting) with one bicycle-shaped stone.

15279943_201403072153In this last year, I’ve had had six flat tires. I don’t know if that’s the average for a year spent riding my bike five days a week to and from work, or if I’m breaking the curve. My work’s not even that far, just a ten minute ride. So yesterday’s inconvenience brought all my bad bike luck flooding back. My first flat happened on the way to work. I had run over some woman’s earring. My tire went flat, my bike started wobbling. In disbelief I stared at a cheap cubic zirconia, cracked and crushed, set in a gold-plated stud embedded into my tire’s tread.

Since my job involves driving around Pierce County, I found myself on break by a Walmart. So I headed in and picked up fix-a-flat. My shift ended, I returned to the yard, filled my tire up with the greenish fix-a-flat foam, and peddled home. The fix-a-flat held, and the next morning my tire still had air. Cool, I thought I was in business. I rode to work, the fix-a-flat seemed to be still holding. After a long day of driving and dealing with passengers, I was ready to peddle home. The tire’s flat. Fix-a-flat has failed me. I called my roommate, we went to Target, and bought a new inner tube—a self-sealing inner tube—along with a patch kit.

I rode off to work on my new, self-sealing inner tube, confident that it could take anything the rough shoulders of Parkland, Washington had to offer. My tire deflates; I had ran over a thumbtack. Just a block from work, my tire found a stupid, bleeping thumbtack, and my supposedly self-sealing inner tube revealed just awesome it was (not much). Turned out, I could have saved myself four dollars and just bought the regular inner tube. So the next day I ride to work with the patched inner tube. Of course, the patch didn’t hold. I wish I was making this up. But for nearly a week, I had a flat tire every morning. This time I bought a few inner tubes, and cursed every buying a bike. But my bad luck finally seemed to have broken, the inner tube held, for a while.

Over summer, and into fall, I had no problems. I was riding my bike, enjoying the sunshine and the air whipping through my hair. And then one morning, I found my rear tire is flat. I’m not sure why. By now my roommate had bought his own bike. He’s a bit of a copycat—if I upgrade my computer, he has to upgrade his; if I buy a bike, so does he. In fact, he bought the exact model I did, so I just borrowed his. His seat was uncomfortable—he had a new, ‘comfy’ seat, whereas I was using the stock seat and my butt had grown used to it—but I made it to work. When I got home, I couldn’t find the spare inner tube I bought (our garage is a bit of a mess). So I just rode his bike the next day, and the next day. Days turned to weeks turned to months. I made it through winter and into spring with no more flats. And then the missing inner tube was discovered in the excavation of our garage, and I finally replaced my flat tire.

Three days after fixing my bike, I had flat. Of course! Just three days. I opened the garage and found my tire flat. So I borrowed my roommates bike. I kept meaning to replace the tire, but I was busy and my roommate doesn’t actually use his bike. And now, just a month later, another flat on his bike! So I don’t know if I have the worst luck ever, or if averaging a flat tire every two months is something I should expect as a bike owner. I’m heading off to work soon, my fingers crossed that my new inner tube hasn’t magically gone flat over night.

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Win a Free Copy of ‘Girl at the Bar’ by Reed James

Win a free copy of my upcoming Girl at the Bar, releasing 04-21-14. Leave a comment below with a good email address by Sunday 04-20-14 8 PM PST and be entered in a drawing to win a copy of new erotica! One person will win and receive their conformation Sunday night!

Aurora sometimes feels like she fall in love a hundred times a day. There are just so many beautiful, vivacious, exciting, and wonderful women out there, and she wants to love them all. Like a butterfly, she flits from flower to flower. She only wishes she could stay in love.

On New Years Eve, she’s out at the bar with her friends and sets eyes on Ursula, a gorgeous, leggy beauty with raven-black hair and emerald green eyes. Aurora’s in love. Only there’s one problem—Ursula has a boyfriend.

Aurora boasts to her friend that she could seduce any woman, no matter how straight, and has her eyes – and her heart – set on Ursula.

Excerpt:
“Just show me, Ursula. Stand behind me and guide my arms. I want to be as good as you are!”

She swallowed. “Isn’t this a bit of a date cliche?”

I rolled my eyes. “C’mon. I thought we were friends. Don’t make it weird.”

“I… Okay.” She moved up behind me, her breath quickening. Good, she’s interested.

I stood at the table, almost trembling in anticipation, as her arms wrapped around me. “Put this arm like this, Aurora,” Ursula instructed, moving my right hand. Then she grabbed my left, sliding it down the stick. She tried to keep her body from pressing against my back, but that was impossible.

She was warm and firm and soft and wonderful. I smelled her perfume, a light, spicy scent that almost made me swoon with its loveliness. Her breath tickled my neck. That wonderful ache intesified between my legs, hungry for her touch. I shifted my hips, letting my rear press into her groin. My heart pounded; my skin tingled. The pool stick was smooth and cool; her hands soft, trembling with her excitement.

Find out if Aurora will be lucky in love and sex in ‘The Girl at the Bar’ by Reed James.

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