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Publishing Erotica Part 5 – Writing Erotica

Publishing Erotica Part 5 – Writing Erotica

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So now you have your pen name, your software, you understand what you can and cannot write and still publish on the major vendors, it’s time to get to the nitty gritty and start writing your kinky, nasty, filthy erotica. Let’s stat out small with short form erotica. So that’s a story between four thousand (4k) and seven thousand (7k) words. You can go over, of course, but don’t go under. 4k is enough to get a basic story and a hot sex scene in place. I shoot for between 6k to 7k with my futa stories, and 7k to 8k on my serials, but those are story driven.

First, you’ll need inspiration. Luckily, there are a lot of ways to get it. Watch porn, ready other dirty stories, and close your eyes and imagine. Find out what other people like and enjoy. Go on Pornhub and see what’s popular in the searches, or check out free erotic story sites like Literotica and see what other people write. You can get a Kindle Unlimited account and read erotica off Amazon for $9.99 a month to check out the competition. Understand the kinks you want to write and what makes them sexy.

Then add your twist to them.

Don’t be afraid of getting turned on by your ideas. That’s a good thing. If your fantasy doesn’t excite you, how can you excite someone else. Brainstorming breaks are very important. And by brainstorming, I mean masturbation.

Author, you need to love yourself. Let all those dark, dirty fantasies boil to the surface. Explore them, follow where they go for inspiration to your story. Capture the feelings bursting inside of you as you plot your erotica.

Then get ready to write it down.

Now before you start, you need to do a little prep work. Notes. You’re going to have only a few characters in an erotica. Generally, in short form, you write from a single person’s POV, usually the woman, but don’t feel you have to. The man’s POV can be just as hot and if you’re writing in bisexual or gay, well, you’re writing as the man anyways. So determine first who the story is about. Who is the person experience and being acted on? Whose fantasy is being played out? That should be the person you write about.

So create notes. Jot down your characters names, their physical characteristics, any personality traits or background info that will be necessary. You don’t need a lot, just enough to make them feel like a real person. Then you should outline your story. You should know how your characters are going to get into the sexy times. What are the circumstances leading up to it. How are you going to build to the climax (which will be literally in the case of erotica).

Write a short outline. I recommend this at first. You may find you don’t need an outline. I don’t to write most short-form erotica. I’ve written enough to have a feel for when I need to move the story to the various stages and bringing it in at my word goal. But starting out, you might not. Plus, it will help you to have direction and make sure your story is going somewhere. Have an idea for the kinks you want the characters to experience and the various sexual positions they will employ. Will there be foreplay (always a good idea) and how should it go. Should you have toys or props. Should there be a change in the power dynamic between the couple (or the threesome) and when should that happen.

Knowing this ahead of time will help smooth the acutely writing and, hopefully, make it go a lot faster so you can get your work written, edited, uploaded, and making you money.

Now here is the next important thing—you should set aside at least an hour everyday to write. I know this can be a challenging proposition. I found it very hard when I decided to write seriously. You have a life, a job, probably a significant other, and maybe you have kids or pets. All these put demands on your time. Adding another hour seems impossible.

If you want to be a writer, you have to find the time to write. This goes for whatever genre you’re writing in. If you want to be successful, writing has to be a priority for you. So carve out the time. Force yourself to write. It’s a discipline that can take you a while to develop.

Another problem you might face is lack of motivation. Sometimes you don’t feel like writing. You have the time set aside and you know you should be writing, but you’re feeling lazy. Or maybe you’re not sure what to write. You might tell yourself, I’ll just take a break today. And then tomorrow comes and maybe you take another break. That is a mistake. If you want to be successful, writing must be a job. And you know what, how many times have you felt zero motivation to go to work.

A lot.

It will happen with writing. That doesn’t matter. You need to sit down in front of your keyboard or with your notepad and force those words to flow. If you’re stuck, go take a quick walk around the block. Think about what you want to write. Ideas often come when you do activities like walking, bike riding, showering, gardening, or driving. If you don’t like the project you’re working on, take a break by writing something else.

Just. Write. Something.

Keep it up. Don’t let yourself stop. Don’t let yourself make excuses. You don’t have a boss breathing down your neck to keep you doing your job. You are your own boss. So you need to be a hardass and keep yourself in line if you want to be successful.

Writing is not the easiest job in the world. Writers do not lounge around all morning sipping cocktails on the beach then popping into their office to spend a few moments writing down a few chapters of their book. The reality is so far from that. It is hard work.

It requires toil and sweat, dedication and determination, motivation and perseverance. Those that find success do so because they treated their writing as a job. They kept their focus. They kept working. They kept producing more and more words. When they get writers block, they keep on writing anyways. They put something down on the page. It might be terrible. That’s fine. Rewrites and editing are for polishing your manuscript.

Right now, you just need a manuscript to polish. So get it written. Churn out your first short. Then write the next one and so on.

Next time, we’ll talk about rewrites and editing.

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Publishing Erotica Part 3 – What to Write

 

Publishing Erotica Part 3 – What to Write

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So, you have your software and you’ve decided your ready to jump into the world of hot, messy, kinky erotica. So you need something to write. There are a lot of kinks out there from the vanilla to the truly taboo. Erotica could, in broad terms, be divided into four major categories: Male/Female (bisexual women and bisexual men can slip in here), Gay, Lesbian, and Transgender (futas, gender swap, and traditional transgender). Each of these broad categories has myriad subkinks, some that can be adapted to any of the categories, while others are firmly entrenched in their respected areas.

So when writing, select one of these broad categories for the story, then choose several kinks to be explored and fantasized in it. Kinks range from BDSM, Pseudo-Incest, Cheating, Swinging, Voyeurism, Exhibitionism, ABDL, Work Sex, College, Older Man/Younger Woman, Age Play, Virgins, A2M, Pregnancy, Risky Sex, Breeding, and more. See what’s popular on Pornhub or visit Literotica.com and browse what they offer.

The truly daring can try ASSTR.org, though be warned anything is allowed to be published here, including the most extreme of kinks.

You can write a vanilla story about a guy and girl that meet, flirt, and have sex. But it won’t sell as well unless you mix in something a little naughtier. What if she’s cheating on her husband? What if her husband is watching? What if he’s a BDSM Dom and introduces her to the world of submission? What if she whips out the strap-on and decides to do the fucking? What if she’s lactating and he gets a creamy treat? There are so many kinks and subgenres to dive into. Mixing, matching, and exploring new delights are all what makes erotica great.

So where are the lines? What can get you into trouble or outright banned by one of the ebook online stores? They vary from store to store, but there is one line that none of them will allow you to cross. All characters having sex must be over the age of eighteen in erotica.

In America, it is perfectly legal to write about underage sex in graphic terms. It varies in other countries (Canada is 14+), but no ebook store will let you publish it. Once, Amazon did, and then people realized it was on there and that made Amazon look bad. They don’t like to look bad.

If you want to write that stuff, there are several free story websites that have no restriction on content (such as ASSTR.org). Post there.

If you want to make money at selling erotica, make your characters eighteen or older.

You can still write your naughty babysitter erotica—she’s just eighteen. Your cheerleaders are in college, not high school. Nubile coeds seduce their college professors, and your horny cougars are leading eighteen-year-old guys into their beds to give them an education.

Now, let’s talk about the other kinks that will get you banned from the major online stores. I’ll go over them by all the places I’m aware of that sell erotica.

Amazon: Incest is a big no-no on Amazon. You can publish Pseudo-Incest (step-daughter/step-father, etc.) but you have to be careful on how you market it or you’ll get banned. No rape or other non-consensual sex. Dubious consent is a gray area, be careful how you market your story. No blatant mind-control. No bestiality unless the creature is extinct (dinosaurs are A-OK) or mythical (your character can’t fuck a horse, but a unicorn is just fine). With werewolves and other shifters, they need to be fully human to do the nasty. No scat or watersports (watersports may be a gray area). No snuff. You can have characters die, but not for sexual gratification. Also, Amazon has another pitfall—the adult dungeon. This will be a blog post in its own right coming later.

Barnes & Noble: No underage. Barnes & Noble will allow anything else, including Incest, Bestiality, and Rape stories.

Smashword: No underage. Smashword will let anything else be published.

Apple: They are actually more prudish than Amazon. See above, but add Pseudo-Incest, and if your cover is too racy, they’ll ban that too.

Google Play: No Pseudo-Incest.

Kobo: Not really sure. They have a very small market share.

Excitica: No underage or bestiality. This is famed erotica author Selene Kitt’s ebook store. She created as a place free from Amazon and other stores censorship. I believe her caveats are because of credit card companies (they really don’t like erotica to begin with).

All Romance Ebook: No underage, bestiality, or incest. This site specializes in romance over erotica, but they will let you publish erotica on their website.

There are probably a few other extreme kinks that are not allowed to be published, but they are for such a niche market not many authors write it. The big ones are underage, incest, rape, and bestiality. If you want to write these kinks, you’re limited in where and even if you can publish them. The main things to pay attention to are Amazon’s restrictions.

Amazon controls the market. They are where the money is to be made, so you want to stay on their good side. If you get too many books banned, they will suspend your KDP account. And they only ever allow you to have a single KDP account tied to a tax ID number (like your social security number).

But even if you stay in Amazon’s coloring lines, there are plenty of naughty kinks for you to write and explore. So have fun, get out there and “fantasize,” come up with your kinky tales, and let the passion burn across the screen. Remember if it makes you hard or wet, it’s sure to make someone else!

Next post, I’ll discuss creating your online avatar and pen name

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