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Weekly Update!

I read An Archdemon’s Dilemma: How to Love Your Elf Bride: Volume 9! This is one of my favorite light novel series, a pure fantasy one and not an isekai. It’s not a fanservice one, but still lot of fun. Zagan and his elf Bride Nephy are great together (even if their relationship proceeds like a glacier). This one had some great stuff with the couple strolling through a labyrinth full of dangers like it was a Sunday afternoon.

It’s a great series. It’s about Zagan a sorcerer who grew up as an orphan. He lucked out and killed another sorcerer trying to sacrifice him and learned magic. He’s since been spending his time getting better and better. His best friend is an untrustworthy guy named Baltazar. One day, he comes across an elf being auctioned off as a sacrifice. Not wanting her to die, he buys her for himself to set her free.

The only problem, he can’t figure out how to release her collar.

I finished Sekirei Volume 4 today. Really enjoying this Manga. It’s a lot of fun. I’m glad I picked it up. One of my fans recommended it to me. If that was you, thanks for the recommendation. It’s a great read. I’m on to Volume 5. It looks like all our harem girls are in place since all the Sekirei have been claimed (though Number 1 might still join the fun, we’ll see).

In writing, I’m still slowly working on the Dungeon Builder Fantasy Harem series. But I haven’t had a lot of time. I’m busy getting ready for my trip to Japan in a month. I’m also well into writing Book 3 of The God’s Passionate Love. It’s the final part. I’ll probably have it all written by May.

New hard drives have arrived.

Of course, there were problems installing them! The first one was an easy one. Though my motherboard can take 6 SATA devices, my power supply only has plugs four of them. one of those power cables is plugged into the Blueray player. The second plug on that cord didn’t have the slack to reach the new harddrive. Well, I wasn’t using that Blueray player anyways.

Next problem was Windows. Despite my BIOS detecting the new hard drive, my computer didn’t. At least, not where it mattered in Disk Manager. I spent a good 30 minutes googling this issue until I found a website suggesting this third-party software. It worked great. It detected the hard drive and let me create a partition. Then Windows detected it.

So I copied everything onto that hard drive and then chucked the bad one. I inserted the second hard drive in. Once again, BIOS detects, Windows doesn’t. I was prepared, though. I opened up that third party software and created a partition.

Only instead of the 2.75 terabyte partition I expected, it was only 2 terabytes. That confused me. It was the exact same manufacturer and model as the other harddrive. Why could I create a full partition on one and not the other?

Because they had different headers. Hard drive one had an MBR header which allows it to use its full storage capacity. The other one had a GPT header which limited it to 2 TB. Luckily, this third party software let me fix that. My computer is back in business!

In weightloss news, I have finallly got over the hump in eating less! I lost 4 pounds this week! I’m super thrilled!

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Weekly Update

I am a child of the 80s. So when I saw that a Japanese figure company was doing two detailed bishojou (pretty girl) statues of two of the hottest women from GI Joe, I had to buy them.

A year later, the Baroness and Scarlett have arrived.

A sexy redhead with her crossbow is a must-have on my shelf, but the Baroness with her glasses has a playfulness about her body. Especially, in that skin-tight bodysuit she’s wearing. I am glad they arrived today. Love decorating my workspace with pretty girls to look at.

So inspiring!

I finished the rough draft on the (still untitled) sequel to The Fighter Awakens in the Naughty World (Ultimate Harem Fantasy 1). My first LitRPG novel was a huge success, and I am eager to get the second one out. It’s a long one and they take a lot of work to produce, but I’m thrilled to have this finished.

I’ll be launching into editing on this one and get it ready for my editor. I hope I can get this published in the next month before I go on vacation in March.

This busty elf mage is the cover art. This is Kulrigiizhai and we’ll be getting into her past and character in this book.

I started reading Altina, The Sword Princess 2 today. It’s a Light Novel by the same author as How NOT to Summon a Demon Lord. You’d never know it. How NOT to Summon is a harem isekai with sexual antics left and right. Girls in scanty costumes getting naked and throwing themselves at the hero left and right.

Altina is a strategy fantasy series. It’s got hardly any fanservice to it with a story about a young princess’s ambition to take the throne of the empire and relaying on a disgraced strategist who is haunted by guilt for his last lord dying in battle along with much of the army.

It’s a story about redemption and politics. If you didn’t know this was the same author, you’d be surprised. In America, I’d publish these books under two separate pen names, but Japan is such a different place. It’s why my traditional fantasy is published under my real name as opposed to my erotica.

Sigh…

Another fun problem this week. It started when my dropbox on my computer was stuck syncing. It was eating up all the read bandwidth on my hard drive every so often, making anything running off that drive freeze. I couldn’t open even simple .txt files. It happened right after a Windows 10 update.

After a week of trying things with dropbox customer support, they realized that it couldn’t properly read my harddrive. This was why dropbox couldn’t ever finish syncing. My 3 TB storage hard drive is dying.

I ran some diagnosis, but there were no bad sectors and the drive seemed to be working correctly without dropbox running. I started copying files off of it and found files that couldn’t be copied or opened. Nothing major, just files I could redownload but they were big files.

So now I’ve ordered two more 3 TB drives (I was debating upgrading or adding another drive). Fun times! So they’re in the mail from Infotech, a local company I’ve been buying parts from since the 90s.

And, lastly, I need to lose weight. I’ve been losing the fight for a year, gaining all the weight I lost. It’s so frustrating.

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Weekly Update

It’s snowing today. It really doesn’t snow in Tacoma where I live. And when it does, it’s usually a light dusting. This is heavy and thick. it looks like it’s sticking around.

Well, glad I’m not doing my old job of driving around. This would not be a great day, but here’s a photo from my porch. This is the level of snow that makes my city fly into a panic. It’s rather sad, I know. We can go whole winters without seeing the white stuff.

Just lots, and lost of rain.

Anyways, I finally finished listening to the Crippled God, Book Ten of Malazan Book of the Fallen. This epic fantasy series I’d been listening to for over a year now. The books are long and while I really enjoy this series, it’s not one I can listen to for hours on end.

But the series is fantastic. It’s so different from any other fantasy out there. From the characters, the situations, and just the sheer breadth of the world-building. The Crippled God is a great ending to the series. Emotional and resonance and satisfying given how crazy and convoluted the series is and all the plot threads that Erikson brings together at the end.

I like listening to audiobooks when working (not writing or editing) so it’s great to get this series behind me and listen to more bingeable fare. I started An Echo of Things to Come (The Licanius Trilogy Book 2). It’s a fantasy series that just ended and I enjoyed it. Makes good use of time travel and prophecy while discussing some great topics like “Do you have free will if God knows everything you’re going to do.”

Read Saki the Succubus Hungers Tonight Volume 1 this week. What a great, fun manga. A cute and sexy heroine, lots of naughty fun, and a delightful premise. Saki needs men’s essence to survive, but she doesn’t want to be a slut like her older sister.

She wants to feed only off the man she loves.

Will she find that with her new roommate?

This even has some sister-on-sister action in it. Both in fantasies and in big sis giving a very intimate inspection of Saki. I can’t wait for volume two of this manga to come out!

I watched the series finale of The Good Place. I’ve been a big fan of this show. It’s the last TV show I’ve been following. I love the blend of comedy, philosophy, and world-building. The special effects might not be a great show, but the characters and the story make up for it.

It was a bittersweet ending. I’m not sure how I feel about the ultimate solution, but it was still a great farewell to the characters. This is a show that has always known where it was going. It kept changing the status quo as it explored a version of the afterlife.

I recommend this show whole heartily!

Boy, How NOT to Summon Your Demon Lord 12 got real at the ending. I can’t wait for number 13 to come out.

Enjoy your week! If you’ve read or watched anything great, let me know!

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New Release: Johana’s Naughty Futa Demonstration (Teacher’s Taboo Futa Pet 2)

Johana’s Naughty Futa Demonstration

Teacher’s Taboo Futa Pet 2

Everything changes when college students have to attend classes naked for a week! You can buy Johana’s Naughty Futa Demonstration for $2.99 on Amazon, Amazon UK, Amazon CA, Amazon AU, Amazon FR, and Amazon DE!

A naughty futa participates in one naughty demonstration!

Taboo feelings beset Johana. She’s a futa-coed attending her college classes nude. She has forbidden desires for her hot professor. Miss Jordan is a beautiful redhead who’d known Johana all her life.

The nubile futa-coed wants to forget what happened in the last lesson. But her kinky professor has a new demonstration in mind. With the help of another cute futa, Johana is going to discover a new pleasure.

Will it be enough to drown out her taboo passion?

You have to read this naughty futa-tale to find out what happens!

Johana’s Naughty Futa Demonstration is a 7400 word futa-on-female, futa-on-futa, oral, first time, college, coed, voyeurism, exhibitionism, public, taboo erotica that is not for the faint of heart.

A Futa Naked In School Story!

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New Release: Passion’s Healing Touch (The Werewolf’s Passion 9)

Passion’s Healing Touch

The Werewolf’s Passion 9

Connor and his harem of lovely and sexy women are back. A danger assaults the werewolf’s harem. Memories our changed and none of Connor’s women can remember him. Will he remind them who they love and rescue them from their new enemy? You can buy Passion’s Healing Touch for $2.99 on Amazon, Amazon UK, Amazon CA, Amazon AU, Amazon FR, and Amazon DE!

A naughty succubus uses her busty, nubile body to heal a hunky werewolf!

Dalia loves being a nurse and a sexy succubus. She rules her hospital, gathering energy from every kinky act of passion. She’s eager to have more kinky fun. But everything changes when her new patient arrives

When Connor, the hunky werewolf is wounded, he is rushed to hospital by his women. Dying from silver poisoning, only Dalia’s sensual healing magic can save him. Using every trick she cans while feeding off the passion of Savannah, Annabeth, and Alex, Dalia pleasures her werewolf to save his life!

Passion’s Healing Touch is a 7700 word werewolf, harem, alpha male, Ifrit, succubus, witch, supernatural, oral, anal, rimming, magic, lesbian, bondage, domination, submission, spanking, BDSM erotica that is not for the faint of heart!

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Barmaid Delight (Seducing Straight Women 14)

Barmaid Delight

Seducing Straight Women 14

Aurora is back, seducing the panties off of straight women! You can pick up Barmaid Delight for $2.99 on Amazon, Amazon UK, Amazon CA, Amazon AU, Amazon FR, and Amazon DE!

The naughty aurora has her eyes set on the new, sultry barmaid!

Aurora falls in love so easily and delights in seducing straight women into sapphic delights. When a new barmaid is hired at her favorite watering hole, the wicked lesbian finds herself in love. Lyssa is wicked and hot in her tight jeans.

Only problem, she’s been warned about Aurora’s seductions by Goldie, a barmaid still angry at Aurora after their romp.

But nothing will stop the sexy lesbian from enjoying Lyssa. But she’ll have to use all her whiles to seduce the straight Lyssa into an afternoon of naughty fun. But Aurora knows the harder the challenge, the harder the fun! She’ll have the sexy, straight woman eager to be taken!

Lesbian delight burns hot in the bar!

Happy Ending Massage is a 9300 word lesbian, first time, seduction, oral, anal, sex toy, fingering, rimming erotica! This tale of lesbian seduction is not for the faint at heart!

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Publishing Erotica Part 15 – Buisness Side

Publishing Erotica Part 15 – Buisness Side

Click here for Publishing Erotica Part 14 – Promotion

Writing is an art. Publishing is a business.

And as a business, you need to treat it as such. Most of this article will be specific to the United States. I can’t speak for other countries and how their tax-laws and publishing royalties work. Please consult with an accountant or a tax lawyer before following any of the advice I layout in this article.

So since publishing is a business, this means you’ll be using a Schedule C Profit and Loss form when filing your taxes from now on. Your royalties from publishing are your profits, but what are your losses?

Simple: anything money you spend on writing.

Did you buy a laptop just for writing on? That’s a loss. Did you buy a book for research? That’s a loss. Did you travel to attend a convenient, conference, or lecture for your writing? Your car mileage is a loss along with any food you bought while there. If you’re writing from home, gather your electric bills, a portion of that can be written off. If you write in a home office, what’s the square footage, because that is a loss. Paper, ink, your internet bill, stock photo licenses, paying for an editor, paying for advertising, paying for a graphic artist. If it cost you money for your writing, it’s a loss.

Even if your losses exceed your profits. That is okay.

So keep a receipt for everything. Do you go to a writers meeting? Record your mileage.

If you have any questions on what you can or cannot write off, talk to an accountant. Which is my next point, get an accountant. And don’t use one of those chain services like H&R Block. You need an accountant who knows Schedule C. You do not want H&R Block messing up your return and causing letters from the IRS to arrive at your house. Most of their employees do not know Schedule C. They’re used to doing basic 1040 filing.

Your accountant will look for ways to save you money. They will asks you questions, get you to think about what you did or did not spend money on. Especially if you are making a significant royalty, this is a great deal of help.

The next thing to keep in mind for the US is your estimated tax penalty aka Quarterly Taxes. For those of you with a job, you see on every paycheck the deductions taken out of your pay for your taxes. For Federal, that’s Income Tax and Payroll Tax (Social Security, Medicare, & Medicaid). When you don’t have an employer deducting taxes from your paycheck, the IRS expects you to pay your taxes quarterly. There are penalties if you don’t, and those can be expensive since there is interest applied on them and since the first quarterly payment is do in April, it might be a year before you file. If you have another source of income (such as your day job), this can make things complicated. The rule of thumb is if you expect to have to owe less than $1000 in income tax (after subtracting what you’ve already paid from your other source) then you do not need to pay quarterly taxes.

Still, consult an accountant if you’re not sure.

The next thing you need to understand is Payroll Taxes. As a self-employed writer, you will be paying both the employer and employee contribution of Social Security, Medicare/Medicaid. So those deductions you see on your paycheck, your employer is paying an equal amount in your name. Now you’re paying both, so it increases your tax burden.

A good rule of thumb is to set aside one-third of what you make in royalties to pay your taxes. This way you can pay your Federal income tax and payroll tax. And for those who live in States, Counties, or Cities with their own income tax, you might need to set aside more to cover those additional taxes.

There is a way you can mitigate your payroll taxes in the United States by forming an LLC with an S-Corp Election. Now LLC laws vary from State to State, they are not a Federal regulation, so you need to consult with an accountant to know if your state will allow this. But an LLC with an S-Corp Election allows you to tell the IRS that while my LLC made as an example $30,000 last year, only $10,000 is my salary. So for payroll taxes, it will calculate with the $10,000 number and not $30,000, saving you money on your payroll taxes. This does mean less paid into Social Security and Medicare for your retirement, but it is an option available.

Note this does not affect your Income tax. That will still be calculated at $30,000, but your losses are already mitigating that amount.

So save all your receipts, you’ll want them on file for five years in case of an audit. Anything that is used for your writing or to improve your craft that cost you money is a write-off. Set aside one-third your royalties for taxes. Pay your quarterly taxes if you’ll owe more than a $1000 in income tax. And please, talk to an accountant who knows Schedule C tax law.

And now you are armed with the knowledge you need to publish short-form erotica. Remember, it is not a get-rich quick scheme. This is hard work and requires building your catalog to see real success. Don’t get stressed out if your early books are not selling well. It is a glutted market and it will take time for you to build up your audience. Until then, keep plugging away and most of all have fun.

Don’t let your writing become a chore. Do it because you are passionate about it, and your readers will notice.

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Publishing Erotica Part 14 – Promotion

Publishing Erotica Part 14 – Promotion

Click here for Publishing Erotica Part 13 – Publication

Now that you’re work is out, it’s time to promote it. But first, let’s talk Short Links. There are plenty of services that will shorten your link and then give you tracking on how many people are clicking on it. Bitly is a major one, but there are others out there. You can use this data to see where people are responding to your promotions. You can use different short links for the same book so you can tell if Facebook or Twitter or another site, like your own blog, gets you better click results.

Another type of short links is the redirect. I use Tiny.cc. Since tinkering with your book on Amazon can lead to them adult dungeoning your book because a reviewer suddenly decides he/she doesn’t like erotica, or worse bans it outright, uploading a new version of your erotica, especially edgy erotica, should be a last resort to fix something major. But you have a series and you want to link to the next book in the current. A book that hasn’t been published yet.

That’s were a link redirect is useful. When you create your ebook, you have the link pointing to a blog post that says: “Book 2 of my naughty erotica isn’t out yet, but here’s a link to my newsletter so you can keep up-to-date on my releases.” Then, when book 2 is out, you merely go to your link redirect and change what the short link points to and suddenly that link at the back of your book now goes to the next part on Amazon.

NOTE: If you do this, make sure that you’re not having a book on Amazon link to a book on Barnes & Noble or vice versa. That will only make the site your book on very angry at you. DON’T MESS THAT UP.

Since the profit on any single erotica isn’t great (remember, with short form erotica, it’s all about building the catalog so you have more visibility and get more sales), promotion can eat into that if you decide to pay for them. And there are a lot of ways you can pay for it. There are a myriad of blogs and services that will send out newsletters to their followers, promote you across Facebook groups, advertise, and more. Some authors find great success with this and others just waste their money.

In short form erotica, paid advertising is not worth it. If you’re writing Romance novellas and novels, then paid advertising can skyrocket you if you choose the right places. But that’s not what this blog is about.

It’s about publishing short form erotica.

So how can you promote for free? There are many ways to do it. There are plenty of blogs out there that will accept reviews for free. You can send your work to them, and if you have a good quality story, you should receive a positive review posted to Amazon, Goodreads, and any other store your story is sold at. These blogs are a great way to get you more exposure.

Building a newsletter following in another. This takes time, and I don’t mean on your part, just time for people to sign-up and grow your numbers. Put in your book (I like to put it at the end in big text) have a call to action to sign up for your newsletter. There are several services that offer free newsletters (up to a certain number of users). I use Mailchimp. It is great. Has lots of templates to customize your newsletter.

Newsletters are great ways to get your stories to your fans. To get people to sign up, you can offer a free ebook or two (maybe something that Amazon banned) to attract interest. While this does get you a larger number of subscribers, many of those subscribers only signed up to get the free ebook then won’t bother clicking through the newsletter to buy new stuff. That’s fine. It’s like any promotion, you’re giving away lots of free books to find those small percentage who will be your fans. If you don’t offer free stuff, your subscriber list takes longer to build, but those subscribers are more likely to click on the links in your newsletter.

Offer sign-up forms on your blog, there are apps to embed it in Facebook, and tweet out the link to sign-up form on twitter.

Having a blog is another great free promotional tweet. Now a blog can’t just be here’s my book. You need to create articles and content that interest readers. Try to do one blog post once every week or two (I know, that can be hard to find the time, something I struggle with). Then promote your blog posts on social media. If people like what you write, they may buy your book. Also, look out for the opportunities to do guest blogs or host guest blogs to get cross-marketing going with another author.

Then there is twitter. Now twitter has downsides. You need to tweet your stuff over and over (and over) to be noticed there. Most people who will follow you on twitter will only be on for a short while and will miss the vast majority of your tweets, so you’ll want to have tweets going out all day. And that’s not possible without some form of automation. Luckily, there are plenty of apps that let you schedule tweets. Tweetdeck, run by twitter itself, allows you to schedule tweets as well as manage multiple twitter accounts on one screen. Hootsuit and Buffer are other options. Hootsuit also remembers your tweets so it’s good for rescheduling them.

To be successful on twitter, you need to learn hashtags. You don’t want to overload your tweet with too many hashtags, that turns off people. Don’t do more than three. One hashtag could be the genre of your erotica: #BDSM #Lesbian #Futanari, etc. Then there are the ReTweet Groups. These are groups that retweet other users who use one of the hashtags. There are a lot of them for all genres of writing from #IARTG (Indie Author ReTweet Group), EARTG (Erotic Authors ReTweet Group), LPRTG (Literary Porn ReTweet Group), #SSRTG (Smart Smut ReTweet Group). The last three are great for our genre.

Then you can join a support group like #IAN1 (independent Authors Network, which requires a 1-time fee to join), #ASMSG (Author Social Media Support Group), #MRBRTG (Mr. Black ReTweet Group used by the Wicked Pen Writers group). They will also retreat your stuff, but don’t use those hashtags unless your a member out of respect.

To get more retweets, it helps to retweet other authors or members of the retweet group you participate in this. You can use Roundteam to automate retweets. They’ll do 10 retweets in a variety of ways from custom made lists of authors you want to help out to specific #hashtags.

Twitter is fine, but don’t spend too much time on it. It is not as useful as reaching readers (though you still can) as Facebook.

Facebook is great, but there are problems with the platform. They are prudish. Be careful on how sexy those pics are you share. No nudity or sexual acts allowed. Those nipples (on women) and genitalia need to be covered up. It can be a fun place. You can interact with other authors and your fans, meet new people, discover new works. You can make a special group for you and your fans to interact with and encourage them to post your work, and there are plenty of other groups for posting promos in.

Then there are Facebook parties.

There is no better free advertising tool for a writer than a Facebook party. Most are release parties. Authors with a new release will hold an all day event with 1/2 or hour slots open for you to takeover their party and promote your own books, hold contests, interact with your fans and other author fans who have come to the event. You’ll meet new people, showcase your work, earn new interest. You can make wonderful friends.

So be on the watch for those parties. Slots can fill fast. And, of course, don’t be afraid to host one of your own once you understand how they work.

Now Facebook lets you create an Author page, but those don’t get the same visibility as a personal page does (it seems every time Facebook changes their viewing algorithms, Author Pages get less and less visibility). So anything you post on your Author page share to your personal page so your friends and fans can see it.

You can also advertise on Facebook, but they will kill any add promoting erotica. Amazon, likewise, will not let you advertise your erotica with them.

So remember for free promotion: seek out free review blogs, build a newsletter, create your own blog with unique content, use twitter to tweet your book using appropriate hashtags, and get on Facebook and seek out those Facebook parties.

Now before you get into all your promotion, let’s talk how you can make money promoting your own book and others—Amazon Associates. This is a service Amazon offers to pay you to advertise their products on your blog and other platforms. You sign-up with your regular Amazon account and if they approve you (you will need a blog to get approval), then you will get the ability to create unique Amazon links with a tag in it. If anyone clicks on these links (say to your book your promoting) and then buys anything on Amazon (including your book) for the next hour or so, you get a small percentage of the sale paid to you as a referral. Since you’re going to be promoting your book, linking to your back catalog, and maybe even helping other authors promote their work, you can start to make money with your own advertising.

Now it’s not a lot of money. When I started out doing this, it took me three months to hit the threshold of a payout ($30). But there is no downside to me. I would have promoted those links with or without having an Amazon Associate Account. These days, I make as much on advertising as I do from the smaller Amazon Marketplaces (not the big ones US, UK, AU, CA, DE, yes Germany buys a lot of English erotica vying for third place with AU and CA).

If you feel you need to pay for advertising, just research before you do. Talk to other authors, find out what has worked and did not work for them in the past. Don’t just trust that a random blog charging you $30 to be in their newsletter will do anything to generate you sales.

Click here for the final part: The Business Side.

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Publishing Erotica Part 13 – Publication

Publishing Erotica Part 13 – Publication

Click here for Publishing Erotica Part 12 – Keywords

Today, let’s talk about the nuts and bolts of publishing. You’ve assembled all your pieces. You have your short story ready to go, it’s polished, it’s formatted, it has a sexy cover that won’t get you in trouble with Amazon, your blurb is written, and you have your keywords. Now it is time to put that all together and hit publish.

There is one last decision left to you: what to charge?

Authors have been grappling over this decision for years. There is a lot of soul searching, questioning. If I price it too much, will anyone buy it? But if I sell it for too cheap then I won’t make back the investment I put into my work? It’s a balancing act against what the consumer will pay versus what your willing to sell it for.

The indie world is not the big publishers. It’s hard to sell a full novel for too much. You can’t even put your ebook for sell on Amazon for more than $9.99, something traditional publishers don’t have a problem with. But that’s okay, because us self-published authors get a bigger chunk of the royalty pie. We don’t have a publisher taking a cut, only the site who’s selling your books. And the big one, of course, is Amazon.

Amazon has an interesting royalty payout. It differs from any other site, of course. Amazon has to do its own thing all the time. There are two different royalty plans for ebooks: one for books priced between $0.99 and $9.99 and the other for books $2.99 to $9.99. The first one is a 35% royalty. The second is a 70% royalty minus a small fee based on the size of the file. This fee amounts to a few pennies unless you have a book with lots of images. I cannot attest to how that might affect the price.

35% versus 70%. It is a huge difference in what you make. Now below $2.99 you have no choice: 35% royalty. If you’re $2.99 or more, there is no reason to select 35% unless you want to give Amazon more money. Now we are talking about short form erotica, which it typically between 4000 and 7000 words long. What should you price it at?

You might say $0.99. My book isn’t that long. Is it really worth more?

Yes, it is.

The erotica market, unlike others, will pay $2.99 for their smut. People like to get off, and they pay for quality material. $2.99 is a signal that your erotica is quality. People see prices and rate things. Why is this book $0.99. Is it not that good? This book is more expensive. It must be better quality. It’s an unconscious way our minds work.

Second, you might think people will still by the $0.99 book. I can get more sells that way because it’s more attractive price wise. Well, the way the royalty payout works you have to sell SIX books at $0.99 for every ONE book at $2.99 to make the same amount of money. Why sell your books short? If you’re in KU, you’re already taking a hit in your profits from that system.

There are times to sell a book at $0.99. Many first books of series are priced lower to entice the reader in, hoping they’ll continue on to the full price books that follow. Like KU, it can be a loss leader, a way to drive interest in your other books like having free giveaways. Another thing you’ll see at $0.99 are mega-bundles of twelve or more stories. We’ll talk about those next.

For short erotica, the market will bear $2.99, so why sell yourself short? Especially if you’re enrolled in KU. Let that system be your loss leader to drive up your sales rank and then if someone purchases it, you can make a nice royalty. You worked hard on your erotica (I know you do, all authors work hard even if readers don’t realize it).

Now once you’ve built up a catalog, it’s time to start talking bundles. Bundles are a great way to make extra money. There are customers who shop only for bundles, looking for deals, versus customers who buy individual stories looking for immediate gratification. Bundles should either be stories of a same series or a same theme. If you have a few cuckolding stories, bundle them together and sell them, get more life out of your works. Short erotica have a short shelf-life. They can burn bright for a few days, maybe a few weeks if you really hit a great kink, and then they die into coals that will simmer for the rest of their lives, giving you the occasional sale.

That’s why you need to keep writing and keep publishing to keep people looking through your back catalog.

And that’s what makes bundles so great. Your strategy as a short-form erotica author is to keep publishing, to build your catalog to the point where those simmering coals start to add up. And that gets you more and more stories which you should bundle together. I tend to do my series in divisions of threes so I can publish a bundle of 3 stories for cheaper than buying them individually. For a series of 3 $2.99 erotica, I’ll price my bundle at $4.99 and DO NOT enroll it in KU. Your singles already are in there. Keep your bundles out so you can make money, because you can’t just off pages read. If you want to bundle more than 3 stories, go for it, just adjust your pricing accordingly.

Making covers for bundles presents interesting challenges. There are a number of ways to go about it. You can do the faux-book set look, where you make a fake book box set in Photoshop or GIMP. Doing this requires advance skill with these programs. Search YouTube for tutorials, and you can make a 3D book in several different ways. Some places have templates to make it easier for you or there are way to map 2d images to 3d objects.

Another way is the split cover art method, which is what I use for the majority of my three-book bundles. This also requires more skill at Photoshop or GIMP, but not nearly as much as making a 3D book box set. You just divide your screen into thirds, and then slice up your original three cover models to fit the thirds. Another method, which is better if you have more than 3 bundles, is to shrink the original covers and take a quarter or more of the space on the bundle. This works well up to about six books.

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The simplest method is just create a normal book cover with the name of your bundle or collection. You can use a new cover image, or if you have used the same image for all the books in your series, only changing color, you can go with that method. It works. Just make sure in your title, you let people know the number of stories contained in.

Now once you have a very large catalog, it’s time to move into mega-bundles. This is where you take older titles, things you’ve had published for a year or longer and just gives you a sale or two a month, and put them into a mega-bundle. Ten or more stories, all in a large collection, sold for cheap, usually at $0.99. These bundles are sold for cheap because mega-bundles, being such great deals, can shoot up in sales ranks and bring in revenue and visibility for your catalog. And since the titles bundled in it are old, it’s not a loss to your income to sell so cheap. They’ve already had their moment in the sun, had their original bundle, and now it is time to give them one final flare of life and see if you can find a new crop of readers for your work.

And that’s how publishing short form erotica works. You build up the catalog, sell your books for a price that shows you are writing quality erotica, and then bundle them. Once you have that large catalog, start your mega-bundles. Rinse and repeat.

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Publishing Erotica Part 12 – Keywords

Publishing Erotica Part 12 – Keywords

Click here for Publishing Erotica Part 11 – How to Avoid the Adult Dungeon.

Today we’re talking about keywords. Now, this will focus solely on Amazon’s keyword system. You are allowed 7 keywords (once it was separated by commas, but now it is seven fields). You might think keyword is a single word, and this is where you are wrong. You need to use all those characters to increase the visibility of your product.

So what kind of keywords should you use. They come in two types. The first type is the keywords that get you into different categories on amazon. There are a lot of subcategories for each genre. While the genre you select when publishing will get you into the main category, that might not be good enough to get you into the subcategory you want. If you’re writing gay erotica, you need to have the word gay in your keywords somewhere. If you want to be in the bisexual, the lesbian, or tansgender category, the same thing applies. Getting into subcategories is important. Often it is easier to rank higher in the lists in subcategories than the main one.

And that gets you more visibility.

Now you might be wondering which words are the right ones to get you into the various subcategories. Luckily, Amazon in their KDP help pages has a list of words and what subcategory that will place you in depending on the genre you selected for your book (Erotica, Romance, Fantasy, Women’s Lit, Children, etc). So your first order of business is figuring out what categories you want your book to be in and putting those keywords in first.

Click here to see the category lists.

There is one important thing to note about category keywords. Now while the vast majority are a single word (lesbian, gay, transgender, cowboy, billionaire, werewolf, cop, doctor, etc.) there are a few that are two words. The one most applicable to Erotica/Romance author is Alpha Male. You need to put that in its own field by its self with no other words in it.

Now that leaves you with the rest of your keywords fields to use FOr instance, you can use hot wife swinging orgy. That’s a keyword string. I’m hoping that people will be searching for hot wives swinging and having orgies and my book will then pop up. This is the second type of category of keywords. These are the keywords of what you think people will type into the amazon search bar to find the type of story you’ve written.

One way to come up with these keywords is to figure out a phrase you think people will search for. Pull out anything that isn’t a noun, adjective, or verb. Don’t worry about verb tense or plural, the amazon search algorithm doesn’t care about that. It also doesn’t care about the other words. Just nouns, verbs, adjective. Use words that describe your work. Words that people will search for.

There are a number of ways to figure out what those words are. The easiest type “hot wife” in the amazon search bar and sees what it suggest for search terms. These are all things consumers have searched for a lot on Amazon. Another way, check out porn hub and find the popular words and slangs to describe the kinks of your book. There are also websites and software out there that claim to give you good keyword suggestions to help your books shine. Learn about SEO (search engine optimization) and apply those lessons to Amazon.

You have seven fields to use. And you should use every single bit of them you can. Stuff that keyword box. And remember, anything in your title will already be part of the search. Many authors list parenthetical with the titles showing the story’s kinks (the ones safe from getting you in trouble with Amazon) to let readers know what the story is about. Those are like free keywords. But don’t go overboard with too many of them.

And here is the last thing to remember. You can be as filthy in the keywords as you want. They are not visible to the customers in any way. There is no way for a backlash for Amazon to fear, so fill free to put “step-father fucking barely legal step-daughter” in your keyword if that’s what your writing. The only words you will get in trouble putting into your keywords are: Kindle, Unlimited, and using the names of famous authors or books (50 Shades of Gray). Kindle and Unlimited will automatically apply and Amazon hates it when you put them in your keywords. They also don’t want you trying to piggy back on another author’s success.

NOTE: I have heard some authors getting banned for their keywords, so while i have no proof, you might want to tone done your keywords just to be safe.

So that is the basic of keywords. They are a complicated thing. Figuring them out is one of the things that helps sell your books. It’s what gives you the visibility so your amazing cover and awesome blurb will be noticed and people will buy your book. It is as essential as staying out of the Adult Dungeon to being successful on Amazon.

Next time we’ll get into the nuts and bolts on publication from what to charge to how to do your bundles.

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